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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Hypoquenses
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: High - po - quin - sis
Sentence: In order to get my husband off the couch, I came up with some hypoqenses.
Etymology: Hypothetical Consequences
Prostasize
Created by: MarilynMonRobot
Pronunciation: Pra-Sta-Size
Sentence: While trying to get my husband to donate to "Toys for Tots" I had to prostasize his idea of laying on the couch by telling him "I might not be able to get you your new paintball gun after all..."
Etymology: Prostate - Male Body Part + Size - To cease/rip off
Threativate
Created by: wniffene
Pronunciation: Thre-tee-vate
Sentence: Dude, my mom totally threativated me to mow the lawn.
Etymology: Threat+Motivate
Childlie
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: Child'lie
Sentence: I love childlying to them, they are so gullible!
Etymology: Lie to child for their own sake
Sacrotort
Created by: camel
Pronunciation: Sack-row-tort
Sentence: We'd sacrotort the poor fellow into cleaning our leather jackets after nights of Crisco twister with the scare of using him as our leather underpants.
Etymology: Sacro (holy), extortion
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COMMENTS:
clever! - jrogan, 2006-12-19: 02:34:00
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Santabag
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: san ta bag
Sentence: Merry knew that the only way to persuade her son, Nicholas into cleaning up his room for Christmas was to santabag him. She told him things like that he'd get no new toys if Santa thought he had no room for them or a new teddy bear would refuse to live in such squalor. It worked and he cleaned up his room! Too bad she could not santabag the rest of the year.
Etymology: Santa (Christmas Jolly Old Elf) & Bag (an activity that you like or at which you are superior); Wordplay on Sandbag (compel by coercion, threats, or crude means;downplay one's ability (towards others) in a game in order to deceive)
Intiminag
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /in-'ti-m&-"nag/
Sentence: Aunt Petunia never figured out that her nephews just didn't enjoy brussel sprouts the way she did, and so her threats to not cook any came across more as intiminagging.
Etymology: from intimidate + nag
Walkthelinedance
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: wok/thu/lyne/dans
Sentence: If the kids didn't behave Mom would walkthelinedance and subject them to Country and Western Music
Etymology: walk the line + linedance
Mommyism
Created by: euclid
Pronunciation: ...
Sentence: She strode into the room with her mommyisms, and i proceeded to daydream.
Etymology:
Crushstigate
Created by: omista
Pronunciation: crush-sti-GAYT
Sentence: To get the most out of his new hires John was known to crushtigate them during training. They always start out strong but turn over was horrendous.
Etymology: crush + instigate
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